[Listening to: Round & Round [’94] – New Order – The Best of New Order (04:00)]
I am a guy (man, male, etc.)

A percentage of my thoughts regarding women come from my penis.

I think that percentage is a bit lower that other guys.

I am somewhat of a romantic; I like being in love, the chase of love, and the love of others.

I still think with my penis at times.

However, I am smart enough not to schedule sex with someone I just met.

“Yeah, I have to go and vote. But I think that I can squeeze you in between that and Law & Order:SVU”

I probably over analyze things in my mind too much too.

I’m not perfect.

At least I have a nice ass and somewhat good looks going for me.

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