Karma Payment

Found about $300-$400 on the ground in front of Safeway. Turned it in hoping that it will help pay off some of my karma debt.

Pickle Power

I’m not really alive.

Did My Duty

Words of Wisdom

The sad thing is that I can only read this in reverse

True Test Float Spa Napa

Time to escape and float all of my problems away #TrueRestNapa

Words of Wisdom

The Birds & The Bees

Last year it was the bees that made their hive inside the walls outside my apartment door. This year it’s the birds building their nests in the rafters on the stairs to my door. How many days before I get shitted in (or is it shat on).

…In Bed

I’d like to believe that I have shown the utmost gratitude to all of my previous paramours.

…In Bed

Not the orgy or even the threesome that I was thinking of.

Uninspired