- Don’t listen to her, if you want to be a chef, then be a chef.
- Do not eat a quart of Baskin Robbins Mississippi Mud ice cream in one sitting.
- Get/ask for help sooner.
- Don’t sign up for the spelling bee as an alternative. Don’t sign up at all.
- Ask her out for coffee before the fall rush is over and they let her go.
- Don’t trust professor Cobene.
- Back up your hard drive
- Don’t order takeout from that Italian/Indian restaurant
- Driving down Highway 101 from Washington to California is a lot longer than it looks.
- Fight for her, for the two of you
- Don’t Fight, just let go
- Don’t put all of your best Materia with Aerith
- Don’t straighten your hair like Michael Jackson…again; and don’t get it done at the community college.
- The peach button up and white pants might be a little too much for your first day of high school.
- Don’t take Astronomy at 8am in the morning or Biology during the summer.
- Make sure someone else is holding his keys when he goes on the Superman ride at Great America.
- You need to take more pills than that
- It’s a trap!!!
- Don’t look back, nothing has changed
I’m sure there are many, many, more…






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