Weird dream of the night was the dream of me and April laying on our backs, with our heads next to each other, but laying in opposite directions masturbating. I don’t remember any of the naked parts, and I don’t really think that there were any. It was like just a camera shot of our heads and that it. An we were maturbating because I remember us making the “O-face” sounds. There was also a Hello Kitty Vibrator, an at one point, I shot my load over my head and on to April. But, that wasn’t the point of the dream. Mainly it was just April and I talking about random shit, and masterbating was like a 2nd thought. Topics included corn, American Idol’s Clay, and others that I’m already forgetting. I do remember that we spent a good amount of time talking about Mike, my housemate. At this point, there was a third person who I couldn’t see, but they were changing the light bulbs above us. I wish I could remember more of the conversations that I had.
O.K., The Krispy Kreme Diet of eating nothing but KKD all day; I will have to quit it immedialy….as soon as I finish this last doughnut….
A 40-something rediscovering life in California