Problem:

Rent is due this week
Joe has $900 in his bank account for rent.
Joe usually gets money orders to pay rent
Joe has ATM/Check card.
ATM/Check card can’t be read
You can’t get a money order with a credit card, has to be ATM
Joe could pay rent by credit card.
Except they charge 3% on the transaction.
Hell will freeze over be Joe gives bastards at Park Merced more money than he has too.
Solution: Withdraw $300 for the next three days at no charge ATM
Joe’s bastard credit union will still charge him $1.50, but $4.50 is a lot cheaper than $27
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