Monthly Archives: October 2007

Hooters really isn’t that hot anymore.  Maybe it’s because I’ve been there so many times.  Maybe it’s because the girls there are “meh”.  Maybe it’s because the hot wings really aren’t that hot.

So…the thing that sucks now is that if I am trying to be funny now and certain people are around, there is this “Is he drunk” aura around.  Come on, you didn’t think that I saw the look you gave.  You were wondering if I was drunk again.  I only had one beer, you dumb prink.  Gawd, and I have to see you again tonight.  I shouldn’t even go if I’m going to have to deal with this every time we are out partying.  The thing is that I think that I am more loyal to your girlfriend now than to you.  Is it cause you’re still young, is that why you’re being such a dick about this?

**sigh** Obviously, I still have issues.  Well, on the bright side, it stop raining and hopefully it will be dry for the Ren Faire tomorrow.

Still somewhat cell-phoneless.  I finally got a cell phone from the guy on eBay, but it was the wrong one.  Waiting for refund so I can go out an buy one.

Finally made level 70 on World of Warcraft.  I have a few more quest chains to finish up, but since I am not in a guild and don’t do dungeons, raids, battlegrounds, or arena, I’m pretty much done.  I could level up one of my Alliance characters just to see stuff from that part of the game.  But will probably just wean myself off of it until the next expansion comes out.

I saw someone getting a blowjob.  I was making a delivery in the van (filthy thing by the way.  It’s probably the reason that everyone is sick.) and I was stopped at a light.  To the right was one of those small mini parks that are in the city.  There was this couple there and she went down on the guy.  He was trying to cover her up with his jacket when the light turned green for me.  I mean just out of nowhere, BAM!!!, a blowjob.

Well, almost everyone at the warehouse was sick, so the next victim in line is/was me.

Now I have a cough.  Looks like the Airborne that I took didn’t work.

This is not good since I had another party packed weekend planned.  A going away/birthday bar crawl, a house party the next night, and then the closing weekend of the Ren Faire on Sunday.

Actually, this might be a good thing, since if I am sick and at home, I will be saving money.  Except the Ren Faire.  I have to go to the Ren Faire.  I spent a ungodly amount of money on a costume; I have to wear it to the faire at least one.  So Ren Faire regardless if they have to roll me around on a stretcher (in costume).

While I have done my damndest to burn all of my bridges, there are still some bridges that I have not burned yet.  And while some are on fire even as we speak, until they are actually burned and gone, if someone needs me, I will cross the bridge to help them.

Gawd, I’ve forgotten how good/bad this movie is.  Choice quotes and lyrics:

“Your Lips would make a lollipop too happy.”

“God got Wendy’s periods reversed.  About every 28 days she starts acting nice.  Lasts about a weekend.”

“Dearly beloved ..
we are gathered here today
to get through this thing called LIFE.
electric word “life”, it means forever
and that’s a mighty long time
but I’m here to tell you
there’s something else .. the afterworld
a world of never ending happiness
you can always see the sun, day or night.
so when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills —
you know the one .. dr. everything’ll be alright.
`stead of asking him how much of you’re time is left
ask him how much of you’re mind, baby
`cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld
in this life you’re on your own !
and if the elevator tries to bring u down
go crazy .. punch a higher floor !”

“I wanna take U 2 my cage
Lock U up and hide the key
U on..only get water, baby
Cuz if you’re hungry, take a bite of me”

“Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
Its time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple rain”

Trying to force myself to be sick for yet another day, but it’s not working.   I thought that the walk out in the rain last night might do the trick, but apparently Airborne really does work.

Besides, I really stink and could use a shower.  And I have tons of stuff to do at work.

Really though, I’m just stalling hoping that my package from UPS will arrive before I leave.

[Collins] Live in my house,
I’ll be your shelter
Just pay me back,
With one thousand kisses
Be my lover,
And I’ll cover you

Open your door,
I’ll be your tenant,
Don’t got much baggage to lay at your feet
But sweet kisses I’ve got to spare
I’ll be there,
And I’ll cover you, oh

I think they meant it when they said you can’t buy love
Now I know you can rent it, a new lease you are my love
On life, all my life

I’ve longed to discover something as true as this is, yeah

[Joanne] So with a thousand sweet kisses, (If you’re cold and you’re lonely)
I’ll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses, (You’ve got one nickel only)
I’ll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses, (When you’re worn out and tired)
I’ll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses, (When your heart has expired)

[Everyone] Oh lover, I’ll cover you (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Oh lover, (I’ll cover you)
525,600 minutes, 525 seasons of love (I’ll cover you, oh)

I was at the picnic, laying down on the grass, resting and trying to get over the hangover.  The thought going through my head at the time was “What is the best way to cut myself open to see what is inside of me?”  A single cut down my body would be the simplest, but you couldn’t see what was inside.  You would have to reach around inside.  A cross or a “X” would be better, but then you would have four folds you would have to pin down and sew back up afterwards.  The best would be an capital “I” cut, so you would only have two folds to deal with, and you could see what was going on.

Granted, this is assuming that there is something inside of me to look at….

At home recovering from making myself sick.  Also starving myself in an attempt to cleanse myself/punish myself.

The things I do to entertain myself.

Killing myself would be so much easier that the shit I do to torture myself.

I’d forgotten how wonderful the smell of throw up is.

How much louder of a cry of help does one have to make before someone listens (GOD, I’m talking about you.)

Tomorrow is def. going to be a sick day.