Daily Archives: September 7, 2000

Well, Brent called me. It

Well, Brent called me. It sounds like everything is going fine with him. He’s working at the Ren Faire. Lucky bastard. There are so many stories that I have heard regarding the after hour parties at Ren Faire. Maybe one day, I’ll be able to work there.
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two stories… first story… so

two stories…
first story…
so I’m leaving the computer lab in the library and I gotta take a dump, cuase I was holding it while I was surfing and typing. So I went upstairs to the 4th floor bathroom cause the 3rd floor bathroom is kinda crappy and the 4th floor is more private, so i can do my grunt and pooping in peace.
So I goto into the bathroom and there are shitloads of people. I’m like crap, but I really have to go. So I go into the stall and do my buisness. OMG, the poop was so big and long. We’re talking world record stuff. And then there was a second one, though not has big. So I wipe myself and flush, but the big one is too big to flush and it stay in the bowl.
So I get out and there is another guy just finishing up and is walking out. Then this other guy comes in and goes towards the stall that I was in, looks in and then looks at me. I tell him that the guy who had just left was in there for a long time making lots of noises. Then I leave. I am so scandelous.
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so I’m walking home and there is the girl in a skippy looking half-tee and some daisy dukes on. She going house to house. So I’m kinda looking her over and she sees me and head towards me. So she comes up and is really bubbly happy to me. SHe has a nice tan on. Her face wasn’t all that, but she was lookin cute. So she’s talking to me and being friendly/flirty with me, trying to get me to sign up for some magazine subscriptions. Her name is Leslie Smith, and her dad is a methodist minister, and she went to Maui for a week, so she is behind on her stuff. So I decide to get some magazine, but then I tell her that all I have is a Credit Card; no money. I can’t remember the last time I’ve had a girl leave me that quick.
Moral of that story. Have your CASH ready for hookers or Prostitutes don’t take Visa.
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It is very hot in

It is very hot in this lab. Usually the AC is on full blast and I need a coat to stay here. Anyway I wanted to type more, but I am slowly falling asleep. Maybe I’ll go home and take a nap and type stuff later tonight.
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1 bowl Rasin Bran w/whole

1 bowl Rasin Bran w/whole milk
1 Sourdough Jack
1 reg curly fries
1 reg vanilla shake
1 Safeway select root beer
1 peach cider
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Today’s happy thoughts

Made it through Karate class
Helped Paul with the monster transfer he was doing
Saw and talked to Rick for a couple of minutes.
Brought Amber the rest of the Peach Ciders that I had
Hit a homerun on my first at bat today
Amber sent me home early today
Got a reply from Brent and he is doing fine
Found out that Suzanne is back online.
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Up early looking for themes

Up early looking for themes for my computer. I like downloading different themes for my computer. All kinds. I was the first one up today. And the sun is shining. Maybe I’ll try to get to the beach after work today.
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well, the battle in the

well, the battle in the kitchen is getting messier. The pile of trash has grown by two bags. There is a tray with blood on it from the steak that Questal cooked. The flies will love that one. I official refuse to take the trash out now. I’ve done the dishes plenty of times now. And I’ve cleaned up after these guys in the living room. I wonder what it will take to get the trash thrown away.
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Tommorow, only happy thoughts and

Tommorow, only happy thoughts and happy ideas and happy events that happen to me. No sad stuff, no depressing stuff, no hating stuff.
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CAT HERDERS!!!!! WHOOHOOO!!!!! I love

CAT HERDERS!!!!! WHOOHOOO!!!!!
I love this commercial. It’s the one when the cowboys are herding the cats
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I really want to take

I really want to take some sexy pictures, not that I am sexy or anything. But those pictures that I lost were really important to me. Hmph. I wonder if the roommates will be gone this weekend. Or maybe I can goto a beach and take some outdoor sexy pictures.
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