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Taurus is a feminine, fixed Earth sign ruled by Venus.  It is the second sign on the zodiac wheel, directly opposite Scorpio, and is named for the constellation Taurus (the Bull), which plods and bellows behind the sun at this time of year.

On the Darkside, this makes you a stubborn, sybaritic, rut-bound bully, fueled by dull resentment and an insatiable love of money.

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In Horse years, Tigers are not always as lucky as usual.  The Horse truly loves you and approves of your zany energy.  But sometimes – only sometimes – misfortune befalls Tigers in Horse years.  Don’t Panic.  This bad luck is not life-threatening.  But it does mean you will have to labor harder under somewhat adverse conditions in order to reach the kinds of summits of success for which you are so famous.  I don’t mean to imply that you won’t have enough money or that you or some beloved family member will fall ill and die.  But small events will arise as obstacles and may cause you grievances.  More specifically, this Horse year can impinge on your natural good health.  Here, because luck is not always on tap in Horse years, you will have to work harder to keep fit, avoid sugars and starches to stay thin and double up on the workouts at the gym.  If you should happen to be married or in a long-term relationship now, take your loved one on an exciting journey somewhere new and instructive.  In Horse years, you will enjoy entering a whole new culture together, bringing back souvenirs, taking photos and maybe even making new friends.  The mood will be jolly this year.  But the work may prove difficult.

White, Suzanne. “The Terrible Tiger.” The New Chinese Astrology. ed. New York: Thomas Dunne Books, 2008. . Print.

WHAT’S YOUR BIRTH NUMBER?

4+24+1974 = 2002

2+0+0+2 = 4

#4 – THE CONSERVATIVE 4′s are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves Famous 4′s: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey – See more at: http://www.seenox.com/2014/02/07/story-behind-your-date-of-birth/#sthash.nnadD88b.dpuf

TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

Quality Time

In Quality Time, nothing says “I love you” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes you feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed activities, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful. Whether it’s spending uninterrupted time talking with someone else or doing activities
together, you deepen your connection with others through sharing time.

Let’s see what the stars say about me…
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Energy to Make Big Gains

Get ready for a passionate year, Tiger! The influence of Metal will allow you to be especially focused and full of steely resolve. Tigers will not take setbacks lying down. Socially, you will be popular and project an air of captivating charm that attracts recognition. This makes it an especially strong year to pursue financial or career interests. Simple perseverance will give you an edge on your competition. Even in the face of difficulty, Tigers always land on their feet. Your natural daring and optimism combines with extra determination. Powerful energy needs to be channeled in constructive directions. Find causes you believe in. Otherwise, you could create conflicts with your nearest and dearest

April 24

You’re on a continual quest for peace and self-improvement.  There is no room in your life for any type of discord, especially spiritual. You believe that there’s a pattern to things, an order, and once you understand that, harmony develops naturally.  This outlook, combined with the individualistic, perfectionist birth number of 1, motivates you to try to constantly refine your personal abilities and release old, outmoded behaviors.

You’re very talented and have financial aptitude.  Careers that focus on money (banking, financial advisor, etc.) suit you very well.  The only problem is that you suffer from underlying indecisiveness that comes from lingering teenage angst.  By the age of about thirty-five this should dwindle, and you’ll feel comfortable enough in your skin to move forward boldly.

Lovers need to be reminded to be gentle.  You love very easily and deeply, often collapsing into a relationship and getting lost there.  Nonetheless, with a well-balanced partner you are very inventive and diligent about relationship maintenance.

Gift idea: a calculator or nice checkbook cover.

from The Definitive Book of Chinese Astrology

Polarity: yang (positive)

Food/Beverage: Poultry, Carbonated Sodas

Sign Order: Third
Flower: Violet

Symbolism: Military Salute
Gem: Amethyst

Lucky Color: Purple
Feng Shui Direction: East-Northeast

Fragrance: Citrus
Lucky Number: Seven

Flavor: Sour

The third position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Tiger, is captivating, extreme, and rebellious.  Those souls born into Tiger years learn the lesson of “nobility,” and are symbolized by the respectable salute of honor from a subordinate to their leader.  This classic “hero” type of personality represents power, courage, and action without forethought. Continue reading →

from Astrology Uncut: A Street Smart Guide to the Stars

The Rundown

feminine, fixed, earth

Motto I Have

Sound Bite “Greed is good” (Gordon Gekko in Wall Street )

Ruling planet Venus

Color pale blue

Rock emerald

Physical neck and throat

Icon Wall Street bull

Genius Malcolm X

Beverage Courvoisier

Guilty pleasure Coppin’ twenty-four-inch rims

Accessory money counter

Ride BMW X3

Find them at the dealership

Visual Scarface

Moment Master P wrapping his helicopter in Gucci logos.

Street occupation/grind drug lord

Mix tape Too $hort, “Gettin’ It”; Master P, “Is There a Heaven 4 a Gangsta?” “‘Bout it, ‘Bout It”; Busta Rhymes, “put Yur Hands Where My Eyes Could See”; Ghostface Killah, “Cherchez LaGhost”; Janet Jackson, “Control,” “Pleasure Principle”; Stevie Wonder, “Do I Do”; Junior M.A.F.I.A., “Get Money”; EPMD, “Strictly Business”; Ralph Tresvant, “Sensitivity”

Best-case scenario Stevie Wonder

Worst-case scenario Adolf Hitler

Spot St. Louis; ancient Egypt

Vice greed

Natural Talent makin’ money

Compatibilities Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Ghetto Index

Gangstability – 9 (Can’t Fuck Wit’)

Booty Quotient – 7 (Onion)

Bling Quotient – 8 (Liberace)

Drama Quotient – 2 (Off-Broadway)

Don Status – 7 (King)

Trick Status – 5 (Takin’ ‘Em Shopping)

Game Quotient – 6 (Chess)

Shiest Quotient – 4 (Sleeping With The Enemy)

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