Daily Archives: October 7, 2007

Getting un-hangover, Part 4: What’s so bad about getting drunk?

So I find out at the company BBQ that last night I apparently got so drunk that I sucked on someone’s girlfriends tit and something about skullfucking.  Thing is that I really didn’t remember any of it.  I mean I was drunk, and I did squeeze some boobies, but not the ones that were claimed.  So I was just all out of hand to all of my employees while I was at the club.

Naturally, I started calling people to apologize about it and I even talked to one of the persons that I supposedly offended and she didn’t know what I was talking about.  Now the crazy part of this is that I am mad as hell at the person who accused me of this.  They are my friend and if I was really this offensive, wouldn’t you have said something to me at the club, and not wait a fucking day about it.  Why would you wait?  I’ve been in my room, drinking Jack and just brooding over this for hours now, thinking about what I did last night.  And while I couldn’t write down every conversation that I had last night, I know that I didn’t step over the line at all last night and to be accused is just a slap in the face to me.  How crazy is that?  I should be feeling guilt, which I do, but I am also angry about the whole issue.  Well, if I am going to be called an alcoholic, I might as well drink and smell like one.

On the other hand, maybe it’s time for me to take the sexual harassment test that I’ve been putting off and looking into an AA meeting…

Getting un-hangover, Part 3: How I got to this point.

Last night I went out to go celebrate a co-worker’s 21st Birthday.  The party was going to be at the Holy Cow, which I had never been to, but had heard a lot of bad things about.  So I’m driving into the city and get past Hospital Curve and I see fireworks going off at the pier.  It was so beautiful and it made me realize yet again why I love this city.  It would have been to take a picture of it or try to take one while driving except I STILL DON”T HAVE A FUCKING CELL PHONE.  Just a little annoyed about that.

And not that I was a big cell phone person or anything, but not having a cell phone is slowly fucking up my life.  My cell phone was my alarm clock and without it, I cannot get my ass out of bed to save my life.  My cell phone was my watch, and so now I never know what time it is; which is why I was at the club hella early.  My cell phone was my camera.  And while I’m not an avid photographer, I would like to have taken pictures of last night to have for my own memories.  And my cell phone was a cell phone.  I can’t call anyone, at all.  And finding a pay phone is harder than it sounds.  One that doesn’t have a drug dealer staking it that is.

O.K. so maybe it’s not THAT bad, and I probably could use a break from my tech life.  More like an inconvenience.  Still I WANT MY CELL PHONE!!!!

Anyway, showed up early to club and sat at the bar and downed 3 drinks before the Birthday Girl and party showed up.  I did get to sign a bride-to-be boobs (she was pretty nice looking, the boobs were hot!).  I thought that I would be a light-weight considering that I didn’t really eat anything that day, but I downed 10-12 drinks.  Yay me, I’m still an alkie(sp?)  I had a good time, but I was trying to play host, making sure everyone was alright and have a good time and stuff.  Always a host, never a hostee.

Other than signing some already taken boobies, no other action for me.  The sad thing is that the 60+ year couple at the bar was getting more action than me.  Even crazy white guy doing the robot in the corner got with someone, I think.  BTW, it’s been a while since I’ve been out to a club, but I glad to see that some standards don’t change, like crazy white doing the robot in the corner of the club.

So five hours of drinking and then I let someone else drive me to Denny’s for a fourth meal (can I use that, or is it just for Taco Bell?), then dropping people home and off to bed alone.  Not that I would want to bring anyone home to this mess that I call my room.

The point of this entry was that I went out, got drunk and seemed to have had a good time when in reality, it just showed me how sad and utterly alone I am, even when I am standing in a room with 100 people.   Now I get to do it again at a company picnic that I don’t want to go to, but will go to.

Getting un-hangover, Part 1: Random Meme…

Found this wandering the web in a daze. I put my results in red next to each item. 

Smoked pot — $10 (Smoke once and inhaled. $10)
Did acid — $5  (Done it once; NEVER AGAIN $5 {why is it cheaper to do acid than to smoke pot?})
Ever had sex at church — $25 (I’ve made out in a conference room next to a church. We’ll say $2.50)
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40 (Have not been that fucked up…yet. $0)
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25 (I’m sure they all have or had a MySpace at one point. $25)
Had sex for money — $100 (Luckily it hasn’t come to that….yet. $0)
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — $20 (Do I even know a Puerto Rican? $0)
Vandalized something — $20 (Sure I have at.  The only thing that comes to mind though is writing something in a bathroom stall. $20)
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10 (I’ve made out on my parents bed and her parents bed $5 ea. x2 =$10)
Beat up someone — $20 (In 7th grade on the bus.  He was teasing me and he dropped an N-bomb at me.  I dropped my fists into his face. $20)
Been jumped — $10 (If I have, I can’t remember $0)
Crossed dressed — $10 (Halloween 1992 or 1993.  Almost got picked up by a van of Mexicans, got shot at by paint-ballers, and had football players chase me. $10)
Given money to stripper — $25 (It’s kind of how it works, right? $25)
Love a stripper — $20 (No stripper love here. $0)
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10 (a few times…$50)
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work– $15 (it’s San Francisco, so I’m sure that everyone has flirted with someone of the same sex at least once. $15)
Ever drive drunk — $20 (I wouldn’t say drunk…maybe slightly inebriated.  $20)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50 (I’ve had alcohol while on the clock, but never drunk. $5)
Used toys while having sex — $30 (I’ve always wanted to, but I don’t think that I ever have. $0)
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20 (God, unfortunately yes.  $20)
Went skinny dipping — $5 (Nude beaches are never what you expect them to be **shudder** $10)
Had sex in a pool — $20 (Does a hot tub count? $20)
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10 (again, it’s San Francisco.  I’m sure that everyone has done it once, regardless if they admit it or not. $10)
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20 (see above $20)
Cheated on your significant other — $10 ($0 While  I might be many things, if I am in a relationship, I am committed.)
Masturbated — $10 (how else could I have survived the last few years w/o a girlfriend $10)
Done oral — $5 ($5  You got to give….)
Got oral — $5 (…in order to receive. $5)
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $25 (This is harder than it looks, for both the giver and the receiver $25)
Stole something — $10 (When I was a kid.  But I can’t think of anything recent that I have stolen. $10)
Had sex with someone in jail — $25 (I’ve never been to jail $0)
Made a nasty home video — $15 (Does a webcam session count? $15)
Had a threesome — $50 (Painfully amateurish thinking back, but still wonderful $50)
Had sex in the wild — $20 (I’ve had sex on a beach, does that count? $20)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25 (Ugh…Baskin Robbins Hotel Party w/ Chris R. and Heidi?  That was fun….not! $25)
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars — $20 (Nope $0)
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20 (puts money on table “No Comment” $20)
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25 (puts more money on table “No Comment” $25)
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50 (I honestly don’t know $0)
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25 (Yes….Sorry? $25)
Went streaking — $5 (Old School baby $5)
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15 (Not that Old School $0)
Been arrested — $5 (Nope, I am clean $0)
Spent time in jail — $15 (See “sex in jail” question $0)
Played spin the bottle — $5 (I don’t think that I have $0)
Done something you regret — $20 (What like this Meme? $20)
Had sex with your best friend — $20 (Well, yeah isn’t that what your girlfriend is?  Or do you mean the other best friend? $20)
Had sex with someone you work with at work –$25 (I think I tried to make out in a Baskin Robbins freezer $0)
Had anal sex — $80 (**ding** $80)
Lied to your mate — $5 (ssshhhhhh, don’t tell $5)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good –$25 (Yes, even guys can fake it $25)

My total is $687.50 I only counted if I had did something, not how many times I did it, otherwise the price would be higher.  On the other hand, most if not all of this stuff happened over the span of a few decades.  So if you count the stuff that I have done in the last few years, the price would be lower.

Getting un-hangover, Part 2: Name That….


NameThatDrug.com – Test your drug knowledge


NameThatDisease.com – Test your disease knowledge


NameThatSerialKiller.com – Test your serial killer knowledge

Most of the questions I just got lucky and guessed.  The drug one is funny just to watch the clips associated with the drugs.