Getting un-hangover, Part 1: Random Meme…

Found this wandering the web in a daze. I put my results in red next to each item. 

Smoked pot — $10 (Smoke once and inhaled. $10)
Did acid — $5  (Done it once; NEVER AGAIN $5 {why is it cheaper to do acid than to smoke pot?})
Ever had sex at church — $25 (I’ve made out in a conference room next to a church. We’ll say $2.50)
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40 (Have not been that fucked up…yet. $0)
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25 (I’m sure they all have or had a MySpace at one point. $25)
Had sex for money — $100 (Luckily it hasn’t come to that….yet. $0)
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — $20 (Do I even know a Puerto Rican? $0)
Vandalized something — $20 (Sure I have at.  The only thing that comes to mind though is writing something in a bathroom stall. $20)
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10 (I’ve made out on my parents bed and her parents bed $5 ea. x2 =$10)
Beat up someone — $20 (In 7th grade on the bus.  He was teasing me and he dropped an N-bomb at me.  I dropped my fists into his face. $20)
Been jumped — $10 (If I have, I can’t remember $0)
Crossed dressed — $10 (Halloween 1992 or 1993.  Almost got picked up by a van of Mexicans, got shot at by paint-ballers, and had football players chase me. $10)
Given money to stripper — $25 (It’s kind of how it works, right? $25)
Love a stripper — $20 (No stripper love here. $0)
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10 (a few times…$50)
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work– $15 (it’s San Francisco, so I’m sure that everyone has flirted with someone of the same sex at least once. $15)
Ever drive drunk — $20 (I wouldn’t say drunk…maybe slightly inebriated.  $20)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50 (I’ve had alcohol while on the clock, but never drunk. $5)
Used toys while having sex — $30 (I’ve always wanted to, but I don’t think that I ever have. $0)
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20 (God, unfortunately yes.  $20)
Went skinny dipping — $5 (Nude beaches are never what you expect them to be **shudder** $10)
Had sex in a pool — $20 (Does a hot tub count? $20)
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10 (again, it’s San Francisco.  I’m sure that everyone has done it once, regardless if they admit it or not. $10)
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20 (see above $20)
Cheated on your significant other — $10 ($0 While  I might be many things, if I am in a relationship, I am committed.)
Masturbated — $10 (how else could I have survived the last few years w/o a girlfriend $10)
Done oral — $5 ($5  You got to give….)
Got oral — $5 (…in order to receive. $5)
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $25 (This is harder than it looks, for both the giver and the receiver $25)
Stole something — $10 (When I was a kid.  But I can’t think of anything recent that I have stolen. $10)
Had sex with someone in jail — $25 (I’ve never been to jail $0)
Made a nasty home video — $15 (Does a webcam session count? $15)
Had a threesome — $50 (Painfully amateurish thinking back, but still wonderful $50)
Had sex in the wild — $20 (I’ve had sex on a beach, does that count? $20)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25 (Ugh…Baskin Robbins Hotel Party w/ Chris R. and Heidi?  That was fun….not! $25)
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars — $20 (Nope $0)
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20 (puts money on table “No Comment” $20)
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25 (puts more money on table “No Comment” $25)
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50 (I honestly don’t know $0)
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25 (Yes….Sorry? $25)
Went streaking — $5 (Old School baby $5)
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15 (Not that Old School $0)
Been arrested — $5 (Nope, I am clean $0)
Spent time in jail — $15 (See “sex in jail” question $0)
Played spin the bottle — $5 (I don’t think that I have $0)
Done something you regret — $20 (What like this Meme? $20)
Had sex with your best friend — $20 (Well, yeah isn’t that what your girlfriend is?  Or do you mean the other best friend? $20)
Had sex with someone you work with at work –$25 (I think I tried to make out in a Baskin Robbins freezer $0)
Had anal sex — $80 (**ding** $80)
Lied to your mate — $5 (ssshhhhhh, don’t tell $5)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good –$25 (Yes, even guys can fake it $25)

My total is $687.50 I only counted if I had did something, not how many times I did it, otherwise the price would be higher.  On the other hand, most if not all of this stuff happened over the span of a few decades.  So if you count the stuff that I have done in the last few years, the price would be lower.