Oh, it is not good for our hero…

A demon made an offer on my girlfriend tonight. He offered $50 for her, but that was so insulting for her and for myself. I mean, I’ve at least put in $200 into her this month alone. O. K. actually, only about $100 if you count the movies, 2 dinners, and a LJ renewal. But there is still the Xmas present that I was going to get at the end of the month and I know that is at least $200.
Actually, the demon was quite entertaining. And he likes me, he really likes me. I think that this might be a first, someone online actually liking me. Usually I am the bastard that should go to hell, and “how dare he…”has their hands try to slip up your thighs . I guess it takes a bastard to like and to understand the arrogance. But I should stop cause in a display of exhibition I am blushing, and I must go shampoo my crotch before I go to my Perverts of North Korea meeting…
Current mood: crazy
Current music: The voices in my head telling me that I should be working on my paper