Category Archives: Horoscopes

Quality Time

In Quality Time, nothing says “I love you” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes you feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed activities, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful. Whether it’s spending uninterrupted time talking with someone else or doing activities
together, you deepen your connection with others through sharing time.

Let’s see what the stars say about me…
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Energy to Make Big Gains

Get ready for a passionate year, Tiger! The influence of Metal will allow you to be especially focused and full of steely resolve. Tigers will not take setbacks lying down. Socially, you will be popular and project an air of captivating charm that attracts recognition. This makes it an especially strong year to pursue financial or career interests. Simple perseverance will give you an edge on your competition. Even in the face of difficulty, Tigers always land on their feet. Your natural daring and optimism combines with extra determination. Powerful energy needs to be channeled in constructive directions. Find causes you believe in. Otherwise, you could create conflicts with your nearest and dearest

April 24

You’re on a continual quest for peace and self-improvement.  There is no room in your life for any type of discord, especially spiritual. You believe that there’s a pattern to things, an order, and once you understand that, harmony develops naturally.  This outlook, combined with the individualistic, perfectionist birth number of 1, motivates you to try to constantly refine your personal abilities and release old, outmoded behaviors.

You’re very talented and have financial aptitude.  Careers that focus on money (banking, financial advisor, etc.) suit you very well.  The only problem is that you suffer from underlying indecisiveness that comes from lingering teenage angst.  By the age of about thirty-five this should dwindle, and you’ll feel comfortable enough in your skin to move forward boldly.

Lovers need to be reminded to be gentle.  You love very easily and deeply, often collapsing into a relationship and getting lost there.  Nonetheless, with a well-balanced partner you are very inventive and diligent about relationship maintenance.

Gift idea: a calculator or nice checkbook cover.

from The Definitive Book of Chinese Astrology

Polarity: yang (positive)

Food/Beverage: Poultry, Carbonated Sodas

Sign Order: Third
Flower: Violet

Symbolism: Military Salute
Gem: Amethyst

Lucky Color: Purple
Feng Shui Direction: East-Northeast

Fragrance: Citrus
Lucky Number: Seven

Flavor: Sour

The third position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Tiger, is captivating, extreme, and rebellious.  Those souls born into Tiger years learn the lesson of “nobility,” and are symbolized by the respectable salute of honor from a subordinate to their leader.  This classic “hero” type of personality represents power, courage, and action without forethought. Continue reading →

from Astrology Uncut: A Street Smart Guide to the Stars

The Rundown

feminine, fixed, earth

Motto I Have

Sound Bite “Greed is good” (Gordon Gekko in Wall Street )

Ruling planet Venus

Color pale blue

Rock emerald

Physical neck and throat

Icon Wall Street bull

Genius Malcolm X

Beverage Courvoisier

Guilty pleasure Coppin’ twenty-four-inch rims

Accessory money counter

Ride BMW X3

Find them at the dealership

Visual Scarface

Moment Master P wrapping his helicopter in Gucci logos.

Street occupation/grind drug lord

Mix tape Too $hort, “Gettin’ It”; Master P, “Is There a Heaven 4 a Gangsta?” “‘Bout it, ‘Bout It”; Busta Rhymes, “put Yur Hands Where My Eyes Could See”; Ghostface Killah, “Cherchez LaGhost”; Janet Jackson, “Control,” “Pleasure Principle”; Stevie Wonder, “Do I Do”; Junior M.A.F.I.A., “Get Money”; EPMD, “Strictly Business”; Ralph Tresvant, “Sensitivity”

Best-case scenario Stevie Wonder

Worst-case scenario Adolf Hitler

Spot St. Louis; ancient Egypt

Vice greed

Natural Talent makin’ money

Compatibilities Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Ghetto Index

Gangstability – 9 (Can’t Fuck Wit’)

Booty Quotient – 7 (Onion)

Bling Quotient – 8 (Liberace)

Drama Quotient – 2 (Off-Broadway)

Don Status – 7 (King)

Trick Status – 5 (Takin’ ‘Em Shopping)

Game Quotient – 6 (Chess)

Shiest Quotient – 4 (Sleeping With The Enemy)

Freak Quotient – 9 (Lil’ Kim) Continue reading →

April 24th

You’re on a continual quest for peace and self-improvement.  There is no room in your life for any type of discord, especially spiritual.  you believe that there’s a pattern to things, an order, and once you understand that, harmony develops naturally.  This outlook, combined with the individualistic, perfectionist birth number of 1, motivates you to try to constantly refine your personal abilities and release old, outmoded behaviors.

You’re very talented and have financial aptitude.  Careers that focus on money (banking, financial advisor, etc.) suit you well.  The only problem is that you suffer from underlying indecisiveness that comes from lingering teenage angst.  By the age of about thirty-five this should dwindle, and you’ll feel comfortable enough in your skin to move forward boldly.

Lovers need to be reminded to be gentle.  You love very easily and deeply, often collapsing into a relationship and getting lost there.  Nonetheless, with a well-balanced partner you are very inventive and diligent about relationship maintenance.

Gift idea: a calculator or nice checkbook cover.

from Astrocenter.com

Living in Harmony with the Earth

You’ve been hoping for a major career break for the past several years. Finally, it seems, New Year’s Day of 2009 just might bring the long-sought appearance of the good fortune you’ve been awaiting. At midnight on January 1, the Sun, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Pluto will all be in Capricorn, an Earth Sign like Taurus. Saturn will be in Virgo, another Earth Sign – all connecting beautifully with your sign. This may bring career success and the resulting monetary gain, but it might also imply that this will be the year when the grassroots environmental movement actually attracts a lot of followers and begins to make serious progress, and you could be in the thick of it all. To find out more about your love life, your career, your finances, and more, get your 2009 Horoscope!

need to find the “Good” Taurus magnet and take a picture of that one…

Taurus, the second Sign of the Zodiac, is all about reward. Unlike the Arian’s love of the game, Taureans love the rewards of the game. Think physical pleasures and material goods, for those born under this Sign revel in delicious excess. They are also a tactile lot, enjoying a tender, even sensual, touch. Taureans adore comfort and like being surrounded by pleasing, soothing things. Along these lines, they also favor a good meal and a fine wine. The good life in all its guises, whether it’s the arts or art of their own making (yes, these folks are artistic as well), is heaven on Earth to the Taurean-born. Continue reading →