Facebook Post: 2014-07-13T14:50:40

1) How dare you Germany win the World Cup and deny Messi his ascension to soccer god-hood and deny me pictures of happy, beautiful Argentine women celebrating a win.

2) Still Germany, you played good games and clearly showed the world who is the undisputed king of soccer.

3) This was a great world cup, even if you are not a big soccer fan.

4) Schweinsteiger is my new German name. I mean look at the name and look at the guy. It must mean “Super-Tiger”, right?