Girls like assholes, not nice guys

So I interrupted my power-gaming session to help Barbara fix her new lamp, and move it all over the room just to find out that she hates it. She looked so sad and dejected that I got in my car and drove to In-n-Out to get her some dinner.
This is why I’m single and living with an old lady and her three cats.

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