So the plan is that I use the french toast combo to grease myself up enough to shove the IMac up my ass. Then I reach though the IMac and into my ass and pull out the biggest, prettiest, most intellectually sounding BS that I can find, wipee it off a bit and turn it in, culmulating in the greatest masterpiece of BS in my long college carrer.
Well, time to start lubing…
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