Mark: So how old is your girlfriend?
Joe: She’s 22. {long Pause} Why?
Mark: I don’t know, jut wanted to know. I mean it’s such a big age difference between you two. And you are so old; I mean you’re like almost 30 or something. That’s pretty old. And like, you don’t even get carded anymore, right?
{bottle goes flying out of office door aimed at Mark}
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