Taurus Horoscope 2024: What the Stars Predict for You This Year (from Allure.com)

2024 sees you growing more famous, and your pretty ruling planet Venus doesn’t retrograde at all.

Welcome to 2024, Taurus. With Uranus still in your sign all year long (it first moved into Taurus in March of 2019 and will stay there through July 2025), the rough news is that you can continue to expect surprises. Uranus is eccentric and unpredictable. You’re a grounded earth sign and a fixed one at that. You’re happiest when life is calm and stable. Uranus has two retrogrades, one that started in August of last year and ends on Saturday, January 27, and another that runs from Sunday, September 1, through the end of 2024. During these periods, the surprises occur from within. Rather than fear unexpected news to fall from the sky, you may change your mind about what you want out of a relationship, your approach to self-care, or the direction that your career is headed.

However, here’s some welcome news: Your ruling planet, darling Venus, ruler of delicious things (love, beauty, and money), does not go retrograde. Again, this is really awesome news. When Venus does go retrograde, lovers are more likely to bicker, money talks slow, making major changes to your appearance is ill-advised. But you don’t have to worry about that this year. Keep reading to learn what to expect in matters of love, friendship, career, and health from 2024.

Important 2024 Astrological Events for Taurus

  • Friday, April 19: Sun enters Taurus
  • Monday, April 29: Venus enters Taurus
  • Tuesday, May 7: New Moon in Taurus
  • Wednesday, May 15: Mercury enters Taurus
  • Sunday, June 9: Mars enters Taurus
  • Friday, November 15: Full moon in Taurus
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Last.Year Report & Last.Year Playback from Last.fm

Difference between this one and the Apple Replay is that Last.fm is based on the music that I own, and Apple replay is based on everything that I listened to from Apple Music. Still the most the things align up the same and it’s interesting to compare the differences between the two. And I do like the graphs and charts that Last.fm produce with my listening data.

…In Bed

The Best New Year’s Resolution for You in 2023, According to Your Zodiac Sign

Taurus (April 20–May 20): Make new friends.

Get ready to get social. This year is “all about friendships and connections for Taurus,” says Kirsten. Taurus’s ruling planet—Venus—will be heavily in the spotlight in the new year, prompting a close examination of self-worth, self-esteem and insecurities, and a look at how they play out in your relationships. “The cosmic ox has a deep desire to be valued, loved and appreciated for what it brings to the table, so it only makes sense your New Year’s resolution revolves around letting your true self shine,” she says. “Don’t be afraid to put yourself out there, ditch toxic relationships and find a community that loves you for you.”

..In Bed

BeReal

Out with the old & in with the new

Old & Busted

New Hotness

OK, so New Hotness isn’t looking really hot in this pic, but it’s at night and it’s been raining all day. I promise you that it is New Hotness.

Apple Music Replay ’23

Zodiac Sign’s Sex & Love Horoscope For 2024

Leave your dating habits in 2023 and start the year fresh. Prioritize developing mental and emotional compatibility rather than looking for people to heal and fix. When Mercury and Venus join forces in discrete Virgo on Aug. 5, enjoy getting to know someone without rushing to settle down until you are sure they tick all your boxes.

A window of opportunity to deepen your most intimate relationships lies between Sept. 22 and Oct. 17, when Venus transits seductive Scorpio. Don’t fear your intensifying desires to take your commitment to the next level. The more you allow yourself to be vulnerable, the closer you and your partner will become.

Seems like a long time to wait, but who am I to argue with the stars...

Tired…

Like my friends, I am tired of my own bullshit. I’m tired of waking up in the morning. Tired of forcing myself out of bed. Tired of going to work and faking how I feel. Tired of driving home in tears and in pain. Tired of drugging myself with food, alcohol, or the internet to dull the pain. Tired of getting into bed, crying and in pain. Tired of being cold and alone. Tired of being in my thoughts until I pass out in exhaustion. And tired of doing it all over again.

Still, with all of that I’m not tired enough to make a change so I guess I have nothing to complain about. Just continue on the treadmill silently. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right. I must be god damn Superman by now.