Monthly Archives: October 2007


renaissance merchant halloween Lots of compliments on the costume. I know the shoes are a glaring mistake on the costume, but to be honest, Ren Faire shoes suck. Esp. if I’m going to be standing for 8 hour. Still, I guess I could have bought some sandals or something. I have the rest of my Halloween pictures to post, but I have a splitting headache and I just want to go to sleep.

Which Polyhedral Are You?


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What I Want

More than winning the lottery, a rear view camera for my car, an extra inch or two on my manhood (not that I need it), or a loving fiancée soon to be wife, what I want right now is forgiveness. I want my friends and family to forgive me and I want to forgive myself.

I Won….

$400 off Laser hair removal. Yay? I don’t even remember entering any contests, but I guess that’s what happens when you are an alcoholic and you black out. Not sure it I need any hair removal; maybe trim the bikini line (cause I am always sporting the speedo :-p I wonder if they could get rid of the scars on my back? If nothing else, I can get rid of my hairy knuckles and toes; yes I am just one big neantherdal (sp?)


I think I saw a mouse today in my garage when I went to do laundry. Now I’m a little worried. I haven’t been the best housekeeper these last few weeks. But I don’t think I’ve been that messy. Still, I guess it’s time to do some housecleaning

missing scales

So I went to 24hr fitness to weigh myself and there were no scales. How do you have a gym without scales to weigh yourself? The good thing about having no money is that you can’t eat when you are bored or depressed. Found a can of soup that was still good to eat. Also found enough change to get dessert. Yay for waxy daunts! Anyway, tomorrow will either be staying in bed starving and conserving strength. Or, I have enough gas to drive to Fry’s to buy a new hard drive and whatever food I can charge on my Fry’s card.

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in with?

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in with? (pics)
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You scored as Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

You are a light and humorous person. No one can help but to smile to your wit. Now if only the improbability drive would stop turning you into weird stuff.

Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)


Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)


Moya (Farscape)


Serenity (Firefly)


Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)


Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)


Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)


SG-1 (Stargate)


Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)


Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)


FBI’s X-Files Division (The X-Files)


Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)


Enterprise D (Star Trek)


party etiquette?

So how long do you have to stay at a costume party (or any party for that matter) that you really don’t want to be at? I’m thinking 30nins, which would mean I have 15mins left to stay out here in the cold. This isn’t a “Joe be depressed” moment; more of a “Joe pissed off at someone at the party” moment. Gawd, I am going to hold on to this for a long time, I just know it.

broke and horny

well, when am I not ever horny… But the depression got to me and I really blew the budget. I’m actually $100 overdrawn and I still have more charges coming up. I haven’t been this overdrawn in a long time

What’s My Seduction Style