Daily Archives: January 4, 2009

from Astrology Uncut: A Street Smart Guide to the Stars

The Rundown

feminine, fixed, earth

Motto I Have

Sound Bite “Greed is good” (Gordon Gekko in Wall Street )

Ruling planet Venus

Color pale blue

Rock emerald

Physical neck and throat

Icon Wall Street bull

Genius Malcolm X

Beverage Courvoisier

Guilty pleasure Coppin’ twenty-four-inch rims

Accessory money counter

Ride BMW X3

Find them at the dealership

Visual Scarface

Moment Master P wrapping his helicopter in Gucci logos.

Street occupation/grind drug lord

Mix tape Too $hort, “Gettin’ It”; Master P, “Is There a Heaven 4 a Gangsta?” “‘Bout it, ‘Bout It”; Busta Rhymes, “put Yur Hands Where My Eyes Could See”; Ghostface Killah, “Cherchez LaGhost”; Janet Jackson, “Control,” “Pleasure Principle”; Stevie Wonder, “Do I Do”; Junior M.A.F.I.A., “Get Money”; EPMD, “Strictly Business”; Ralph Tresvant, “Sensitivity”

Best-case scenario Stevie Wonder

Worst-case scenario Adolf Hitler

Spot St. Louis; ancient Egypt

Vice greed

Natural Talent makin’ money

Compatibilities Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Ghetto Index

Gangstability – 9 (Can’t Fuck Wit’)

Booty Quotient – 7 (Onion)

Bling Quotient – 8 (Liberace)

Drama Quotient – 2 (Off-Broadway)

Don Status – 7 (King)

Trick Status – 5 (Takin’ ‘Em Shopping)

Game Quotient – 6 (Chess)

Shiest Quotient – 4 (Sleeping With The Enemy)

Freak Quotient – 9 (Lil’ Kim) Continue reading →

April 24th

You’re on a continual quest for peace and self-improvement.  There is no room in your life for any type of discord, especially spiritual.  you believe that there’s a pattern to things, an order, and once you understand that, harmony develops naturally.  This outlook, combined with the individualistic, perfectionist birth number of 1, motivates you to try to constantly refine your personal abilities and release old, outmoded behaviors.

You’re very talented and have financial aptitude.  Careers that focus on money (banking, financial advisor, etc.) suit you well.  The only problem is that you suffer from underlying indecisiveness that comes from lingering teenage angst.  By the age of about thirty-five this should dwindle, and you’ll feel comfortable enough in your skin to move forward boldly.

Lovers need to be reminded to be gentle.  You love very easily and deeply, often collapsing into a relationship and getting lost there.  Nonetheless, with a well-balanced partner you are very inventive and diligent about relationship maintenance.

Gift idea: a calculator or nice checkbook cover.