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This was my screen name when I was going out with Suzanne.  Deceptively True.

I took the 43 Things Personality Quiz and found out I'm a

Traveling Fun Loving Builder

…Although to be honest, I don’t travel much, I don’t think that I’m much fun, not that loving (at least to myself), and I haven’t built anything in a long time.

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	2.9
Mind:	3
Body:	2.9
Spirit:	3.2
Friends/Family:	1.3
Love:	0
Finance:	4.4
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Your Life Analysis:
Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score came out low, and this indicates that you need to make a holistic change. What you're doing is not working. You must focus on the areas that pain you most and fix your determination on improving them. Also, seeking external help is not an indicator of weakness but one of strength. And remember, there is always time to turn things around. (Read more on improving your life)
Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is rather low, which means that your mental state is not in tune. Learn to filter out the noise of everyday life. Unplug, relax, read a good book. Take up a new area of study. Simplify and focus your mental energy and your mind function will improve. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the mind.
Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. You have a very low body score, indicating that your physical health is not in a good condition. You must redouble your focus on improving your body, through nutrition, exercise, and stress reduction. Bodily damage accumulates, so do not delay your healing. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the body.
Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. You seem to be lacking in spirit. Improve your score by refining your beliefs and searching for answers to philosophical questions. Consider new belief systems if your current beliefs are not rewarding you. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the spirit.
Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. You scored at the very low end for friends and family. This means that your social network is weak and not functioning. Consider re-establishing old bonds as you work on forging new ones. You will be greatly rewarded in return. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.
Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is very low, indicating trouble. There is love out there for you. Seek the advice of wise people on how to go about finding it. Do not lose hope. Read advice from other quiz-takers on finding and maintaining love.
Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. Your financial score indicates some trouble. Raise your score over time by making changes which will lead to greater prosperity in the future. Be sure to live within your means today. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving your finances.
Try the match-making site that works. Try eharmony.com.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE  - I know nothing about the origins of my name except that Joseph means God Will Increase in Hebrew, Lamont is French, and Rogers means "Famous Spear".

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED - This last weekend.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING  - No, my handwriting is so sloppy that I should have been a doctor.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? - Turkey or Ham.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?  Nope.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?  I would hope so but I'm not sure.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?  Not a lot.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS - Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? - Maybe...Probably not.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?  I don't really have a favorite, just whatever mood I'm in when I go shopping.  Last box was Cinnamon Life.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?  Nope.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?   I am weak in so many ways.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?  No particular favorites. Last scoop of ice cream was Kahlua Mocha Cream from Mitchell's Ice Cream

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?  Eyes or breast (I'll be honest, I'm a guy)

15. RED OR PINK?  Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?  I really hate my toes, even more than my small gut

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? I rather not say.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?  Why not.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?  Right now in in my underwear and socks underneath the blankets of my bed.  Probably too much info.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Just had some chocolate chip cookies.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?  Watching Battlestar Galatica

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Grande Mocha.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?  Jasmine; Cut Grass; Fresh Baked Bread

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?  I called my employee, Sephora, to find out if I need to come in early tomorrow. (I do)

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?  Yeah, she's alright.  J/K she is probably the closest thing to a sister that I have.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?  Baseball and football.

27. HAIR COLOR?   Black.

28. EYE COLOR?  Black.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?  Nope.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?   No particular favorites come to mind.  I have been eating more McDonald Fries than usual lately

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?  Happy Endings.  Doesn't every guy like happy endings.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? In a theater?  In Burges...."YOU"RE A FUCKING INANAMITE OBJECT!!!"

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? No shirt right now, just a black mink blanket with a tiger on it.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?  Summer

35. HUGS OR KISSES?   I'll take both please.  I could also use some cuddling, spooning, and some flat out fucking

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?  No particular favorites right now. Although the "Chokoreto Keki" that I had at Yoshi's in S.F. was surprisingly good.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  I don't think anyone will respond.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  Everyone

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  Last book read: Road of the Patriarch by R.A. Salvatore

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Microsoft Wireless Laser Mouse 8000 = No mouse pad needed.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T. V. LAST NIGHT? Sunday Night, I watched American Dad

42. FAVORITE SOUND? No particular favorite.  Although the intro to "Tell Me When To Go" by E40 always picks me up a bit.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?   Rolling Stones.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?   Bellingham, WA

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?  Ruining a good thing?

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?  Dunn, North Carolina

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?   I'd be surprised to get any answers back

You could attract a mate with a score of 5.88 or worse based on your score. If you are heterosexual, the below are faces that represent the corresponding levels of attractiveness.

Supposedly, I'm below average, but I think that would be happy being a $1000/hr call-boy, I guess.

I wonder if some of the people that I've slept with think that I'm $1000 or $1.