Old LiveJournal Quiz

So cleaning out my computer after updating to Windows 10 and I found this old Live journal Quiz that I put in the wrong folder eons ago.  Decided to update it and so here it is…


FULL NAME: Joseph L. Rogers…
GENDER: Male
NICKNAME: Horangee, Tygreyes
BIRTHDAY: April 24, 1974
BIRTHPLACE: Dunn, North Carolina
HOME: Port Orchard, Washington
HEIGHT: 6’1″
EYES: Black
HAIR COLOR: Black
MARITAL STATUS: Single
FAVORITE COLOR(S):Blue
LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Yellow
THUNDERSTORMS: I love them
ZODIAC SIGN: Western – Taurus / Eastern – Tiger
HAVE I EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Depends if there is alcohol in it or not
SONG THAT DESCRIBES ME: Crazy
AM I A RIGHTY A LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Right Handed
HAVE I EVER SAVED MY CHAT CONVERSATIONS?: Long time ago maybe
ROLLERCOASTERS – DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Mostly Deadly…

*************** THE FUTURE*************
SCHOOL: B.A. in History; wouldn’t mind going back one day.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?: Hopefully Alive.
HOME: Probably in the same place.
NUMBER OF KIDS: none.

********************* HAVE YOU EVER…***************
BROKEN THE LAW: I plead the fifth…
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: No
CHEATED ON A TEST: Yes, that was a bad mistake
HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY: A few..

***************** DO YOU BELIEVE IN********
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Yes, but I think my sight is getting bad at this point.
GOD: Yes, but we have a few things to hash out before I pick a team to root for.
ALIENS: Sure, why not.
HOROSCOPES: Yes(Tiger/Taurus)
GHOSTS: Maybe…
HELL: Yes; Already have my business class ticket and am working towards a window office with a view of the River Styx.
YOURSELF: Not really, but I am good at faking it for other people.

**************** WHICH IS BETTER?***************
PEN OR PENCIL? Pens(Fountain, Gel, Roller, Ballpoint) then pencil(Mechanical over wooden).
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate; The darker the better.
WHICH DO I PREFER, COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS? Cool ranch.
MUD WRESTLING OR JELL-O WRESTLING? What about lube wrestling?
COKE OR PEPSI? I’m a Pepsi man, although I love Cherry Vanilla Coke.
WHITE OR CHOCOLATE MILK? Chocolate.
ORANGES OR APPLES? Apples.
DEAF OR BLIND? Deaf(seems like I’m already working my way there)
ADIDAS, NIKE, REEBOK: No real preference.
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Why not all four (including Black and Red)
TALL OR SHORT? Breathing.
TV OR RADIO?: TV, but more online stuff than the cable/network stuff.

************* WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU…**********
CRIED? Few weeks ago. Side effect of depression medication
GOT A REAL LETTER?: A couple of thank you cards for gifts sent, but it’s been awhile since I’ve received a real letter or email for that matter.

********************* WHAT… *******************
IS YOUR MOST PRIZED AND IMPORTANT POSSESSION?: My tiger collection.
IS THE ITEM YOU WORSHIP THE MOST?: Apple iPhone 6Plus
IS THE WORST SONG YOU’VE EVER HEARD?: Looking at my iTunes list and factoring in number of time a song was played/skipped and that I actually spent the time to give it a one star rating, that song would be O-Town’s All Or Nothing.
IS THE BEST SONG YOU’VE EVER HEARD?: Using a similar method to the question above, that would be U2’s All I Want Is You. Although to be fair, I’ve had to reset my iTunes count several times, so if you look at my Last.FM history, that song would be…a tie between INXS Never Tear Us Apart and Hero by Enrique Iglesias. Hmm, I wonder if I reset that too.
IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY?: Had a really good bowel movement so far.
WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING: Damn, I gotta piss!
DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT THIS PAST YEAR?: Getting used to all the changes that have happened in my life.
DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS?: Meh, not convinced.
IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: People still use mouse pads?
IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing someone you love.
IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Sitting in a hot tubs eating cheesecake while getting a blowjob.
KIND OF SHOE WOULD YOU BE?: Huh?
IS UNDER YOUR BED?: The pump to my Sleep Number Mattress, a dust bunny, the garage.
IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: 7
DO YOU WEAR TO BED?: Sometimes a T-shirt and sweats or shorts, sometimes just underwear, naked every once in awhile.
ARE YOU WEARING NOW?: Faux Giants Jersey, Rocawear Jeans, 2(x)ist jock underwear.

********************* FAVORITE:**************
RELATIVES: I love all of them.
TV SHOWS: Currently its WWE Raw, and Archer.
GAME: Words With Friends and Angry Birds Pop!
FRIENDS: like all my friends.
BOOK: Way too many to list
MAGAZINE: Those are still around?
DRINK: Equal opportunity alcoholic…except Guinness.
SOUND: Deep House EDM
SMELL: Jasmine
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Work (I’m the weekend guy).
SOUNDTRACK: Rent Broadway Soundtrack
BRAND OF GUM?: Don’t know, but I don’t think I can handle the Bubble Yum type gum anymore.
SNAPPLE?: Peach, I guess. Really don’t drink it that much.
MOVIE: Star Wars: Episode Five – The Empire Strikes Back
SPORT: Baseball, Football, Soccer, Hockey

***************** IF****************
GUYS – IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO THEM?: Yes, with a warning about the body they are getting ready to release to the world.
YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?: As long as it was working at a bookstore of some kind, I think I would be alright.
YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I don’t think I would dye my hair.
YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Tiger on my right shoulder and a Bull on my left shoulder (astrological signs)
YOU WERE TO KILL SOMEONE, WHICH METHOD WOULD YOU CHOOSE?: Ironically.

**************** DO YOU?********************
GET MOTION SICKNESS? No.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes.
LIKE TO DRIVE? Yes.
SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No. But I do have a collection.

************** WHO… **************
IS YOUR BIGGEST CRUSH RIGHT NOW? Well, there is this girl at work…
WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR ADVICE? The voices in my head and my friends.
WHO DO YOU DISLIKE? That one guy in the leather jacket that comes in and buys 3 envelopes and 3 sheet protectors. A temp. cashier made one innocent mistake and he go postal and tells my supervisor that we are illiterate. I will gladly help you with the minimal courtesy that I can give to you and hate you with a passion on the inside.
WHO HAS IT EASIER, GUYS OR GIRLS? Guys.
FAVORITE QUOTE (s): Too many to list, just got my website and look at the header.

************** HAVE I EVER **************
HAD SEX: Yes, also have made love too.
SMOKED ANYTHING: Yes. But cigarettes don’t do anything for me and weed does too much to me.
GOTTEN DRUNK: Yes. It’s been awhile since I’ve really got drunk though.
THROWN UP ON SOMEONE: Sure, the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre at Paul Irwin’s house comes to mind.
GOTTEN IN A HUGE FIST FIGHT: Not since…middle school maybe?
PLAYED STRIP POKER: yes, it O.K.
WON A RADIO CONTEST: Yes, can’t remember what I won though.
IF I WAS STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY TAKE 3 THINGS: Pick your response.
1. My computer with a solar charging system to run it and a satellite modem.
2. My book collection.
3. A real tent. Not one of those tents that says can fit 2-3 people. I’m talking about a Scrooge McDuck or Richie Rich tent that is two stories, with a warm shower and Jacuzzi and a sun/sitting room.
IMPORTANT QUALITIES IN PEOPLE: if you can put up with me and my baggage, then your good.

***************** FINISH**********************
I’m always: trying to “fix” myself
I hate: That guy from the question above. And Seahawk fans on the ferry; most of them are bandwagoners anyway. And people who cut in line at the ferry. Luckily I’m too tired in the morning to really care, but don’t think that I didn’t notice. And Armand in group therapy; Ugh…I really do not like you. You’ve taken the class more than NINE TIMES. That’s not something to be proud about.
I love: My family, my friends, the women that still have pieces of my heart.
I regret: Too many things.
I want: To be happy, to find true love, that winning lottery ticket.