I got Isn’t A Human!
Ugh, you are SO fed up with the dating scene. Every time you get close to someone it’s like, “Oh, hey, I just realized I left my wallet in my crypt” or “Baby, I totally would, but the full moon is Friday night, remember?” Just ONCE it would be nice if you could date someone with a beating heart and a corporeal form. You’re not asking for too much, right?!
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