Pre-Facebook Quiz (before Facebook opened up to everybody)

**Answers are from 2008**

Now, Here Is What You Are Supposed To Do…And Please Do Not Spoil The Fun! Hit Forward, then Delete My Answers And Type In Your Answers. Then Send This To A Whole Bunch Of  People That You Know…And Send It Back To Me So I Can See Your Answers, The Theory Is That You Will Learn A Lot Of Little Known Facts About Those You Know.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?  – I know nothing about the origins of my name except that Joseph means “God Will Increase” in Hebrew, Lamont is French, and Rogers means “Famous Spear”.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? – This last weekend.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?  – No, my handwriting is so sloppy that I should have been a doctor.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? – Turkey or Ham.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?  Nope.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?  I would hope so but I’m not sure.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?  Not a lot.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? – Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? – Maybe…Probably not.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?  I don’t really have a favorite, just whatever mood I’m in when I go shopping.  Last box was Cinnamon Life.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?  Nope.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?   I am weak in so many ways.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?  No particular favorites. Last scoop of ice cream was Kahlua Mocha Cream from Mitchell’s Ice Cream

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?  Eyes or breast (I’ll be honest, I’m a guy)

15. RED OR PINK?  Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I really hate my toes, even more than my small gut

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? I rather not say.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?  Why not.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?  Right now in in my underwear and socks underneath the blankets of my bed.  Probably too much info.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Just had some chocolate chip cookies.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?  Watching Battlestar Galatica

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Grande Mocha.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?  Jasmine; Cut Grass; Fresh Baked Bread

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?  I called my employee, Sephora, to find out if I need to come in early tomorrow. (I do)

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?  Yeah, she’s alright.  J/K she is probably the closest thing to a sister that I have.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?  Baseball and football.

27. HAIR COLOR?   Black.

28. EYE COLOR?  Black.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?  Nope.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?   No particular favorites come to mind.  I have been eating more McDonald Fries than usual lately

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?  Happy Endings.  Doesn’t every guy like happy endings.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? In a theater?  In Burges….”YOU”RE A FUCKING INANAMITE OBJECT!!!”

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? No shirt right now, just a black mink blanket with a tiger on it.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?  Summer

35. HUGS OR KISSES?   I’ll take both please.  I could also use some cuddling, spooning, and some flat out fucking

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?  No particular favorites right now. Although the “Chokoreto Keki” that I had at Yoshi’s in S.F. was surprisingly good.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  I don’t think anyone will respond.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  Everyone

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  Last book read: Road of the Patriarch by R.A. Salvatore

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Microsoft Wireless Laser Mouse 8000 = No mouse pad needed.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Sunday Night, I watched American Dad

42. FAVORITE SOUND? No particular favorite.  Although the intro to “Tell Me When To Go” by E40 always picks me up a bit.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?   Rolling Stones.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?   Bellingham, WA

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?  Ruining a good thing?

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?  Dunn, North Carolina

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?   I’d be surprised to get any answers back