The green monster

I wish that I would have kept that bottle of Absinthe instead of giving it to Matt for a graduation present.  I could use the green fairy right about now.

I should be happy for my friends.  Another one of my friend has just announced that they are engaged.  I have three friends engaged to be married and I cannot be happy for them.  All I can think of is the fact that I’m going to be crazy lonely Uncle Joe for the rest of my life.  I’m not even like sleazy bachelor Uncle Joe that has a different teen age bimbo hanging on his shoulder ever week.  Or gambler Uncle Joe who spends all of his money gambling at the poker table or at the horse track.  Or cool Uncle Joe that travels all over the world and bring backs  great presents.

Why don’t I have 100 cats in my room with me?  Aren’t lonely people suppose to have shitloads of cats.