Gawd, I’ve forgotten how good/bad this movie is. Choice quotes and lyrics:
“Your Lips would make a lollipop too happy.”
“God got Wendy’s periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.”
“Dearly beloved ..
we are gathered here today
to get through this thing called LIFE.
electric word “life”, it means forever
and that’s a mighty long time
but I’m here to tell you
there’s something else .. the afterworld
a world of never ending happiness
you can always see the sun, day or night.
so when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills —
you know the one .. dr. everything’ll be alright.
`stead of asking him how much of you’re time is left
ask him how much of you’re mind, baby
`cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld
in this life you’re on your own !
and if the elevator tries to bring u down
go crazy .. punch a higher floor !”
“I wanna take U 2 my cage
Lock U up and hide the key
U on..only get water, baby
Cuz if you’re hungry, take a bite of me”
“Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
Its time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple rain”