October 2007 Archives
Lots of compliments on the costume. I know the shoes are a glaring mistake on the costume, but to be honest, Ren Faire shoes suck. Esp if I'm going to be standing for 8 hour. Still, I guess I could have bought some sandals or something. I have the rest of my halloween pictures to post, but I have a splitting headache and I just want to goto sleep.
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Regarding Britney Spears's new album,
In terms of studio trickery, Paris Hilton's album was practically "Unplugged" compared to this.
Ouch!
A quick 5 min search to try to find a way to send MMS messages to my blog turned into a 1.5 hour long romp through the Internet. **yawn** now, it real is time for sleep
Been an interesting night to say the least with the power outage that happened on our block. Aaron and I took a walk down to the campus and back. Then we sat in the kitchen and talk awhile before the power came back on. I probably talked too much, but I did learn some things about Aaron. Like the fact that he writes an awful Craigslist ad. However, the fact that he is putting himself out there and is making an effort to find someone is way more than what I'm doing, so I should just shut up. It's pretty sad that it takes something like this in order for me to interact with my roommates.
Still a little queasy from the junk food that I had tonight (McD fries, apple pie, frappuccino.) Going to force myself to goto the gym tomorrow. Also need to make an appointment with the shrink before I spend all of my money. Latest squander of my meager funds is used DVD's from Hollywood Video that is going out of business. I got:
- Singles
- Vanilla Sky
- Desperado
- Big Fish
- Hidalgo
- Snakes On A Plane
- Gross Pointe Blank
- Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny
- Clerks 2
- Blood & Chocolate
- Beerfest
- Talladega Nights
- Thank You For Not Smoking
- D.E.B.S.
14 DVD's for $60 isn't a bad deal. But did I really need them? Am I going to watch them? Could I have just recorded them off of the T.V.? Who Knows. Still, didn't stop me from going to Best Buy to get a disc cleaner.
Actually think that I am going to try to goto sleep early. Regardless if I stay on the sales floor or stay up in the office, I'll have alot of work to do.
I wonder was this picture is?
Gross Pointe Blank is a great movie.
"A Good Position And A Comfortable Salary Will Be Yours..." - Panda Express Fortune.
Is it me or is Panda Express getting kinda cheap with their portions?
Continuing watching all of the movies that I recorded off of T.V. Gross Pointe Blank is one of the greatest movies ever made. EVAR!!!
I want to have a baby. Maybe even John Cusack's baby's.
This has been my IQ for decades now. From stupid internet tests like this one to the ones that my dad gave to me to professional ones I took in school.
Too bad I'm really now using that much of it...
Anyway, taking a break from working at the warehouse on a beautiful Saturday in the city. Well, it looks wonderful; I've been inside all day long. Still, I think it was worth it; I got quite a bit done. have about another hour and then I'll head home and rest before house party time.Hooters really isn't that hot anymore. Maybe it's because I've been there so many times. Maybe it's because the girls there are "meh". Maybe it's because the hot wings really aren't that hot.
So...the thing that sucks now is that if I am trying to be funny now and certain people are around, there is this "Is he drunk" aura around. Come on, you didn't think that I saw the look you gave. You were wondering if I was drunk again. I only had one beer, you dumb prink. Gawd, and I have to see you again tonight. I shouldn't even go if I'm going to have to deal with this every time we are out partying. The thing is that I think that I am more loyal to your girlfriend now than to you. Is it cause you're still young, is that why you're being such a dick about this?
**sigh** Obviously, I still have issues. Well, on the bright side, it stop raining and hopefully it will be dry for the Ren Faire tomorrow.
Still somewhat cell-phoneless. I finally got a cell phone from the guy on eBay, but it was the wrong one. Waiting for refund so I can go out an buy one.
Finally made level 70 on World of Warcraft. I have a few more quest chains to finish up, but since I am not in a guild and don't do dungeons, raids, battlegrounds, or arena, I'm pretty much done. I could level up one of my Alliance characters just to see stuff from that part of the game. But will probably just wean myself off of it until the next expansion comes out.
I saw someone getting a blowjob. I was making a delivery in the van (filthy thing by the way. It's probably the reason that everyone is sick.) and I was stopped at a light. To the right was one of those small mini parks that are in the city. There was this couple there and she went down on the guy. He was trying to cover her up with his jacket when the light turned green for me. I mean just out of nowhere, BAM!!!, a blowjob.
Well, almost everyone at the warehouse was sick, so the next victim in line is/was me.
Now I have a cough. Looks like the Airborne that I took didn't work.
This is not good since I had another party packed weekend planned. A going away/birthday bar crawl, a house party the next night, and then the closing weekend of the Ren Faire on Sunday.
Actually, this might be a good thing, since if I am sick and at home, I will be saving money. Except the Ren Faire. I have to go to the Ren Faire. I spent a ungodly amount of money on a costume; I have to wear it to the faire at least one. So Ren Faire regardless if they have to roll me around on a stretcher (in costume).
While I have done my damndest to burn all of my bridges, there are still some bridges that I have not burned yet. And while some are on fire even as we speak, until they are actually burned and gone, if someone needs me, I will cross the bridge to help them.
Gawd, I've forgotten how good/bad this moive is. Choice quotes and lyrics:
"Your Lips would make a lollipop too happy."
"God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend."
"Dearly beloved ..
we are gathered here today
to get through this thing called LIFE.
electric word "life", it means forever
and that's a mighty long time
but I'm here to tell you
there's something else .. the afterworld
a world of never ending happiness
you can always see the sun, day or night.
so when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills --
you know the one .. dr. everything'll be alright.
`stead of asking him how much of you're time is left
ask him how much of you're mind, baby
`cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld
in this life you're on your own !
and if the elevator tries to bring u down
go crazy .. punch a higher floor !"
"I wanna take U 2 my cage
Lock U up and hide the key
U on..only get water, baby
Cuz if you're hungry, take a bite of me"
Its time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple rain"
Trying to force myself to be sick for yet another day, but it's not working. I thought that the walk out in the rain last night might do the trick, but apparently Airborne really does work.
Besides, I really stink and could use a shower. And I have tons of stuff to do at work.
Really though, I'm just stalling hoping that my package from UPS will arrive before I leave.
Maybe I'm loosing the ability to read? That's not it either.
Here's the stitch (I saw an episode of Kim Possible for the first time recently, so now I know what the hell that comes from)
Anyway...I used to be an avid book reader. I have a bookcase and it's full of books. I have even more books up at my parents house waiting for me to get a real house so I can make one room into a library for all of those books and more.
Well, I have several books from the library and the bookstore that I have not read:
So the problem is that I can't get into any of these books. I can't even force myself to read them. I've never had that problem before. I think I've noticed it before, but just thought it was that I was too busy to read the books that I check out. But it's not just books. I have all of these movies that I recorded off of T.V. that I haven't seen and I can't watch them either. I just zone off to who know where. I wonder if I am getting Alzheimer's or something?
[Collins] Live in my house,
I'll be your shelter
Just pay me back,
With one thousand kisses
Be my lover,
And I'll cover you
Open your door,
I'll be your tenant,
Don't got much baggage to lay at your feet
But sweet kisses I've got to spare
I'll be there,
And I'll cover you, oh
I think they meant it when they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it, a new lease you are my love
On life, all my life
I've longed to discover something as true as this is, yeah
[Joanne] So with a thousand sweet kisses, (If you're cold and you're lonely)
I'll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses, (You've got one nickel only)
I'll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses, (When you're worn out and tired)
I'll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses, (When your heart has expired)
[Everyone] Oh lover, I'll cover you (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Oh lover, (I'll cover you)
525,600 minutes, 525 seasons of love (I'll cover you, oh)
I was at the picnic, laying down on the grass, resting and trying to get over the hangover. The thought going through my head at the time was "What is the best way to cut myself open to see what is inside of me?" A single cut down my body would be the simplest, but you couldn't see what was inside. You would have to reach around inside. A cross or a "X" would be better, but then you would have four folds you would have to pin down and sew back up afterwards. The best would be an capital "I" cut, so you would only have two folds to deal with, and you could see what was going on.
Granted, this is assuming that there is something inside of me to look at....
At home recovering from making myself sick. Also starving myself in an attempt to cleanse myself/punish myself.
The things I do to entertain myself.
Killing myself would be so much easier that the shit I do to torture myself.
I'd forgotten how wonderful the smell of throw up is.
How much louder of a cry of help does one have to make before someone listens (GOD, I'm talking about you.)
Tomorrow is def. going to be a sick day.
So I find out at the company BBQ that last night I apparently got so drunk that I sucked on someone's girlfriends tit and something about skullfucking. Thing is that I really didn't remember any of it. I mean I was drunk, and I did squeeze some boobies, but not the ones that were claimed. So I was just all out of hand to all of my employees while I was at the club.
Naturally, I started calling people to apologize about it and I even talked to one of the persons that I supposedly offended and she didn't know what I was talking about. Now the crazy part of this is that I am mad as hell at the person who accused me of this. They are my friend and if I was really this offensive, wouldn't you have said something to me at the club, and not wait a fucking day about it. Why would you wait? I've been in my room, drinking Jack and just brooding over this for hours now, thinking about what I did last night. And while I couldn't write down every conversation that I had last night, I know that I didn't step over the line at all last night and to be accused is just a slap in the face to me. How crazy is that? I should be feeling guilt, which I do, but I am also angry about the whole issue. Well, if I am going to be called an alcoholic, I might as well drink and smell like one.
On the other hand, maybe it's time for me to take the sexual harassment test that I've been putting off and looking into an AA meeting...
Last night I went out to go celebrate a co-worker's 21st Birthday. The party was going to be at the Holy Cow, which I had never been to, but had heard a lot of bad things about. So I'm driving into the city and get past Hospital Curve and I see fireworks going off at the pier. It was so beautiful and it made me realize yet again why I love this city. It would have been to take a picture of it or try to take one while driving except I STILL DON"T HAVE A FUCKING CELL PHONE. Just a little annoyed about that.
And not that I was a big cell phone person or anything, but not having a cell phone is slowly fucking up my life. My cell phone was my alarm clock and without it, I cannot get my ass out of bed to save my life. My cell phone was my watch, and so now I never know what time it is; which is why I was at the club hella early. My cell phone was my camera. And while I'm not an avid photographer, I would like to have taken pictures of last night to have for my own memories. And my cell phone was a cell phone. I can't call anyone, at all. And finding a pay phone is harder than it sounds. One that doesn't have a drug dealer staking it that is.
O.K. so maybe it's not THAT bad, and I probably could use a break from my tech life. More like an inconvenience. Still I WANT MY CELL PHONE!!!!
Anyway, showed up early to club and sat at the bar and downed 3 drinks before the Birthday Girl and party showed up. I did get to sign a bride-to-be boobs (she was pretty nice looking, the boobs were hot!). I thought that I would be a light-weight considering that I didn't really eat anything that day, but I downed 10-12 drinks. Yay me, I'm still an alkie(sp?) I had a good time, but I was trying to play host, making sure everyone was alright and have a good time and stuff. Always a host, never a hostee.
Other than signing some already taken boobies, no other action for me. The sad thing is that the 60+ year couple at the bar was getting more action than me. Even crazy white guy doing the robot in the corner got with someone, I think. BTW, it's been a while since I've been out to a club, but I glad to see that some standards don't change, like crazy white doing the robot in the corner of the club.
So five hours of drinking and then I let someone else drive me to Denny's for a fourth meal (can I use that, or is it just for Taco Bell?), then dropping people home and off to bed alone. Not that I would want to bring anyone home to this mess that I call my room.
The point of this entry was that I went out, got drunk and seemed to have had a good time when in reality, it just showed me how sad and utterly alone I am, even when I am standing in a room with 100 people. Now I get to do it again at a company picnic that I don't want to goto, but will go to.
Found this wandering the web in a daze. I put my results in red next to each item.
Smoked pot -- $10 (Smoke once and inhaled. $10)
Did acid -- $5 (Done it once; NEVER AGAIN $5 {why is it cheaper to do acid than to smoke pot?})
Ever had sex at church -- $25 (I've made out in a conference room next to a church. We'll say $2.50)
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 (Have not been that fucked up...yet. $0)
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 (I'm sure they all have or had a MySpace at one point. $25)
Had sex for money -- $100 (Luckily it hasn't come to that....yet. $0)
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 (Do I even know a Puerto Rican? $0)
Vandalized something -- $20 (Sure I have at. The only thing that comes to mind though is writing something in a bathroom stall. $20)
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 (I've made out on my parents bed and her parents bed $5 ea. x2 =$10)
Beat up someone -- $20 (In 7th grade on the bus. He was teasing me and he dropped an N-bomb at me. I dropped my fists into his face. $20)
Been jumped -- $10 (If I have, I can't remember $0)
Crossed dressed -- $10 (Halloween 1992 or 1993. Almost got picked up by a van of Mexicans, got shot at by paint-ballers, and had football players chase me. $10)
Given money to stripper -- $25 (It's kind of how it works, right? $25)
Love a stripper -- $20 (No stripper love here. $0)
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 (a few times...$50)
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 (it's San Francisco, so I'm sure that everyone has flirted with someone of the same sex at least once. $15)
Ever drive drunk -- $20 (I wouldn't say drunk...maybe slightly inebriated. $20)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 (I've had alcohol while on the clock, but never drunk. $5)
Used toys while having sex -- $30 (I've always wanted to, but I don't think that I ever have. $0)
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 (God, unfortunately yes. $20)
Went skinny dipping -- $5 (Nude beaches are never what you expect them to be **shudder** $10)
Had sex in a pool -- $20 (Does a hot tub count? $20)
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 (again, it's San Francisco. I'm sure that everyone has done it once, regardless if they admit it or not. $10)
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 (see above $20)
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 ($0 While I might be many things, if I am in a relationship, I am committed.)
Masturbated -- $10 (how else could I have survived the last few years w/o a girlfriend $10)
Done oral -- $5 ($5 You got to give....)
Got oral -- $5 (...in order to receive. $5)
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25 (This is harder than it looks, for both the giver and the receiver $25)
Stole something -- $10 (When I was a kid. But I can't think of anything recent that I have stolen. $10)
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 (I've never been to jail $0)
Made a nasty home video -- $15 (Does a webcam session count? $15)
Had a threesome -- $50 (Painfully amateurish thinking back, but still wonderful $50)
Had sex in the wild -- $20 (I've had sex on a beach, does that count? $20)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 (Ugh...Baskin Robbins Hotel Party w/ Chris R. and Heidi? That was fun....not! $25)
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars -- $20 (Nope $0)
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 (puts money on table "No Comment" $20)
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 (puts more money on table "No Comment" $25)
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 (I honestly don't know $0)
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 (Yes....Sorry? $25)
Went streaking -- $5 (Old School baby $5)
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 (Not that Old School $0)
Been arrested -- $5 (Nope, I am clean $0)
Spent time in jail -- $15 (See "sex in jail" question $0)
Played spin the bottle -- $5 (I don't think that I have $0)
Done something you regret -- $20 (What like this Meme? $20)
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 (Well, yeah isn't that what your girlfriend is? Or do you mean the other best friend? $20)
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 (I think I tried to make out in a Baskin Robbins freezer $0)
Had anal sex -- $80 (**ding** $80)
Lied to your mate -- $5 (ssshhhhhh, don't tell $5)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25 (Yes, even guys can fake it $25)
My total is $687.50 I only counted if I had did something, not how many times I did it, otherwise the price would be higher. On the other hand, most if not all of this stuff happened over the span of a few decades. So if you count the stuff that I have done in the last few years, the price would be lower.
So I decided not to spent $800+ on a new cell phone with features that I don't need or will ever use.
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Instead I decided to go on EBay and spend $671 on a new cell phone with features that I don't need or will ever use.
Now comes the daily checking on UPS.com with my tracking number waiting for it to get to S.F. and my house...
