Meme Overload

After two hours of trying to get a Gmail account from here, which includes at one point actually getting the number needed to get an account, but hitting the refresh buttom before I could stop myself, I decided to do a few memes…

I AM 52% ASSHOLE/BITCH!

52% ASSHOLE/BITCH

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

I AM 37% HIPPIE!

37% HIPPIE

I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.

I AM 31% METROSEXUAL!

31% METROSEXUAL

I may own more than two pair of dress shoes, and maybe a designer suit, but I don’t mind going to the grocery store in sweats. And I may even go a day or two without a shower.

I AM 53% EVIL GENIUS!

53% EVIL GENIUS

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

I AM 27% TORTURED ARTIST!

27% TORTURED ARTIST

I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn’t drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.

I AM 23% SKA!

23% SKA

I am not ska. I am not even close… I don’t even know what skanking is? I may need guidance, get offline and see if I can go find myself a show, or a CD, or something.

I AM 37% GRUNGE!

37% GRUNGE

What’s this? The longest I’ve been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week.

I AM 30% RAVER!

30% RAVER

Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That’s okay, at least I am not a complete freak.

I AM 36% METAL HEAD!

36% METAL HEAD

Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.

I AM 38% EMO!

38% EMO

Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional…. enough said… Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.

I AM 32% GOTH!

32% GOTH

Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company’s time. I do need to eat.

I AM 39% GEEK!

39% GEEK

You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

I AM 66% INTERNET ADDICT!

66% INTERNET ADDICT

I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I’m just well connected to the internet and technology, but it’s really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!

I AM 24% PUNK ROCK!

24% PUNK ROCK

It’s not a fashion craze, or even a cool thing to do. I should just swallow it, get Lost, and take my friends with me.