[After he pokes a girl with a pin]
Mugatu: Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
Yeah, it has turned out to be one of those days. Maybe it’s the humidity, or maybe the dump that I need to take, but my body, esp. my ass feels huge. Think that I am just feeling guilty that I didn’t goto the gym again.
I now have a door with a lock on it. Place your bets on how long it is until I lock myself out of my room.