**picks his underwear**
I need to do laundry tonight. I have no more good underwear.
I have clean underwear, but it’s stuff that has shrunk and rides up my ass. But it’s also tigger stuff, and I don’t want to give it up yet.
O.K. this pair isn’t Tigger, it’s actually white tiger striped (or zebra striped **rolls my eyes**) from Joe Boxer. It is a real soft and nice pair of underwear. Except that it is riding up my legs and making my uncomfortable. I’ll have to go underwear shopping sometime next month.
I also should display my underwear collection in a photo shoot. I was going to do it a couple of months ago; I even went as far as taking some pictures. But I never got around to posting them. Maybe after finals….
Meanwhile, I need to goto the bathroom to adjust myself….